The Real Slenderman

A collection of little known facts about our favourite slim dude.

little known slenderfact #772

slenderman is terrified of the wolf from little red riding hood

little known slenderfact #092

slendermans favorite show is the oprah winfrey show

little known slenderfact #223

slenderman has a portrait of him done as “rose” from the hit movive “titanic” in which he eagerly stated “draw me like one of your french girls”

it sold for 1 million through auction

little known slenderfact #458

slenderman ships violate

little known slenderfact #456

slenderman practices buddhism 

little known slenderfact #555

slenderman suffers from chronic back pain thanks to first story houses

little known slenderfact #112

slenderman woos his female companions by throwing pebbles at their windows

soonafter, he reaches in and takes them

little known slenderfact $991

slenderman thinks “high school is worth jack shit”

he also likes using terms like “hey”, “yo”, and “douchebag”

little known slenderfact #887

slenderman’s love for disemboweled children is god

he then loves to get slushies

damn imma sexy betch

damn imma sexy betch

(Source: coreydtg)